Nice

For those who are in the Philippines. Rejoice as the corrupt CJ Corona has been found guilty. Celebrate and Cheers.

Practice d PAUSE!
when in doubt, pause;
when angry, pause;
when tired, pause;
when stressed, pause;
& when u pause..
PRAY!

Older Man Machine

UBE Joke: An older man not in best physical condition asked the trainer in the gym.

I want to impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use ? The trainer replied ..

Use d ATM machine outside d gym!

To love

"To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little...

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot even if you don't understand her at all... "

Loving you

We tend to disregard the people who have always been der for us & loved us, thinking that they will understand.

But sometimes, just like any other human being, they get tired & the sad part is, we only realize theyre worth when they are gone.

So appreciate them while dey'r still there.

Make them feel that loving you, is the greatest decision they ever made.

Tried and True

Try mo lang. God is giving you 600 million angels to take care of you. Share them to 9 close to your heart. you will have good news in 10 minutes. Tried it and its true.

modus operandi

Ingat pala may bagong modus ngayon. May grupo ng mga lalaki papasok sa resto tapos kunwari biglang may madadapa na matagal sya tatayo. syempre ikaw magulat ka mapapatingin ka at aantayin mo tumayo habang nakatingin ka sa ndapa may sumasalisi na. Pagtingin mo sa mga gamit mo tangay na pala. Dami na reports sa greenhills resto. Good Day. GODBLESS.