MADRE

Naggagala ang tatlong madre sa kabundukan nang mapadaan sila sa isang puno na may nakatirang loro. Sabi ng loro sa tatlong Madre nagdaan. Loro Asul, itim, pula! Nagulat ang tatlong madre sabay tingi sa kanilang panty. MADRE#1 Ang galing naman ng loro na yan. Nahulaan niya ang panty nating tatlo. MADRE#2: OO nga. Napakataas naman ng mata niya. MADRE#3: Alam ko na, bumalik ulit tayo rito bukas para malaman natin kung nagsasabi ng totoo ang loro na yan. Kinabukasan ay nagbalik muli ang tatlong madre. LORO: Dilaw, puti, berde. MADRE#1: Nahulaan na naman niya. MADRE#2 Namboboso yata sa atin yan ah! MADRE#3: Alam ko na. bumalik ulit tayo bukas at huwag tayong magsuot ng panty. Tingnan natin ang husay ng lorong iyan. Kinabukasan ay dumaan ulit ang tatlong madre na walang panty. Nagulat na lamang ang tatlong madre sa sinabi ng loro. LORO: Kulot! Kulubot! Panot! Hahahaha ...

ATM secrets

If you are ever forced by a thief or someone to take money out of an ATM machine, enter your pin number reversed. So if your number is 1254 mark 4521. The atm machine will give you your money, but will automatically recognize this as a plea for help and will alert the police unknown to the thief. This option is in all atm machines, but not many people know this. Please pass this information to others.

Shell VPOWER

Good morning.. I just want to inform you that for the whole month of October, SHELL retail stations will be selling VPOWER at the same price as UNLEADED every saturday. its only in the Philippines.

Pamisa

Helper: padre, nagtext ang amo ko na nasa abroad, pamimisahan daw tong namatay nilang aso.

Pari : Tao lang ang pinapamisahan hindi kasali ang aso.

NABABALIW NA BA CLA?

Helper : Eh, ano na gagawin ko dito sa $10, 000 na pinadala para sa pamisa?

Pari: Aw, di mo naman agad sinabi na katoliko pala tong aso nyo.

A Fly or Langaw on Fita biscuits

My officemate showed me a video of the fita biscuit which has a fly or langaw embedded in it. I was of course shocked that this reputable biscuit has sanitary problem. Anyhow a representative already checked the biscuit but my officemate refused to surrender the biscuit with the fly. They gave her a bag of Lucky Me and more fita instead. You contact me at 09228816831 to know more about this incident.

Manila Bulletin advertising contact number

If you are planning to put your affidavit of loss in Manila Bulletin, you can also try their Templo and Balita newspaper which is cheaper compared to Manila Bulletin in terms of ad rate. You can contact them at :

Ayala Branch

6762 National Life Insurance Building

Ayala Avenue, Makati City

Philippines

Telephone number : 8137476 , 8132142

Fax number : 813-5826

email : classifiedmbayala@gmail.com ; mbayala@yahoo.com

website : www.mb.com.ph

contact person : Shyrill Santos

My publication for lost stock certificates cost me around 940 and good for 3 weeks.