Mama Mary

Mama Mary called me today & asked who needs to be blessed. I gave her your name. If you love her send this to 10 people & in 5 minutes something good will happen. Pls sacrifice.

Watch Dogs

Erap bought two puppies ! He named one "ROLEX" & the other "Timex" when a friend asked why such names...

Erap : HELLOOOO! Tanga ka ba? Watch Dogs ang mga yan!

Bike

SIMBAHAN BATA : Lord enge ng bike.

Kinabukasan wlang bike. Nagdasal ulit.

BATA: Lord enge ng bike ha?

Wala pa rin. Kinabukasan napansin ng pari na nawawala ang rebulto ni Mama Mary. May sulat : Lord , Kung gusto mo pa makita nanay mo. Ibigay mo na ang BIKE!