Beat this logic

Can u beat this logic?

A man and his wife wer getting divorce at a local court. The mother wants d custody of their children, but d father also wants d same.

Mother: I brought d childeren into this world, I shud retain d custody of them!

(After a long moment of silence...)

Father: Judge, if I put a dollar into a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does d Pepsi belongs 2 me or 2 d vending machine?

baliw nga

Bkt
ang
tao
prang
baliw?

pg kulot ang
hair, inuunat.
Pg unat,
knukulot?

pg mdali ang
buhay, nbobored
pg mhrap,
ngsu2icide?

pg
mtaba, ngpppyat
pg pyat, ngpptba?

pg nanjan, d
pnapancn
pg ala n, hnhanap?

pg wla p, inaantay,
pg jan
na, tntaboy?

pg mainit, gus2
mlamig,
pg mlamig, gus2
mainit?

pg mmmatay, gus2
p mbuhay,
pg buhay, ngppkmatay?

pg mhal k, d mo
mhal,
pg mhal mo, d k
mhal?

pg anjan p, ayw
pkta nrmdman,
pg wla n, ska gus2
pakita?

baliw nga nO

Worthy Friend

A Worthy Friend is a connection to life, a tie to the past, a road to the future and

a GIFT given by GOD to stay... and care..

Good nyt!

sinong mahal mo

Bata: Tay, sinong mahal mo, ako or c nanay?

Tatay: Sympre ikaw.

Bata : Kaya pala, pgmadaling araw kinukumutan mo ako, c nanay hinuhubaran mo! Luv u tay!

God i love u

Say this slowly, "God i love u and i need u, come into my heart now" - send this to 10 people (including me), see a miracle tonight. Pls dont delete. Its real.

Your Glory

Begin ur day w/ this prayer... "Lord, walk w/ me today. I have no idea what lies before me. Be my strength 2 make d most of it and use it to Your Glory.

Success

Success is getting and achieving what you want. Happiness is wanting and being content with what you get .. Gud AM 2!

wrong lyrics

Pamatay na
wrong lyrics:

"i decided long ago, never to walk wd edu manzano.."

"so kiss me and smaffle me.."

"it started when we were younger you were nine.."

"some people want tambourines but i dont.."

"my only nest is killing me.."

"don't go jason waterfalls.."

"Constantine, ur on my mind.."

"soul of Christ, sat beside me.."

& finally,

"nothing's gonna change my love for you, you know naman my lov e how much i love you.." :-)

let go

if by chance u fall
in luv w/ some1

& somewr along d
way u realized

ur not meant
4 each other,

let go...

let go b4 it hurts
even more..!..

JOLIBEE

HARI: anO gs2 mng parusa s kslann m? ipkain s leOn O psukan k ng bubuyog s pwet?

PEDRO: ms ggs2hin k png psukan ng bubuyog s pwet!

HARI:mga kawal ilbas c JOLIBEE!

dstny

dnt
bliv n
dstiny

dpt
nyong
icpn
reality
kng tlgng
mhal
mo ang
1tao

ipglaban
mo

cz dstny
s jz an
xcuse of
LETTING
thngs hapen
nsted of

MAKING
thngs hapen..

duwende

sb nLa,

swerte
at maAyos
dw ang
buhay
pg my duwendE
sa bhay..

e bkt sa
malacanang.

my duwende
ng nkatira..

pRo
hirap
p rn ang
pilipinas??
He . he. he..

ibgay na regalo

Mgandang
ibgy n
reglo

s kaibgan:
KATAPATAN

s kaaway:
PAGPA2TAWAD

s mgulang:
PASASALAMAT

s Diyos:
ANG YONG BUHAY

S AKIN:

WAG KLang mgbgo!
Masaya nko!

15,800

Psst.. Gs2 mo kumita ng as much as 15,800 per month ng nasa bahay ka lang?

ako rin eh..

God is My Savior

"GOD is MY SAVIOR, HE dweLLs in ME"
pLs. Pass ds 2 18
CLOse frnz (excpt me) Dnt erase kung
di u p
nppsA..' MnwLa ka..22lungAn kA nA'
Den aftR
sendiNg. mke twO
wishes.. :-)

GOD's Name

Y do
othrs biliv
n chain
msgs?
w/ O even
knOwing
dy hurt
GOD.
DEY
use
GOD's
name
in vain!
nd dy
try 2 scare
ppOl
gvng dm
unwntd thots.
send ds to ol
to stop it!.

what do you think of Me

Wat do u thNk of Me?
a. Cmple
b. Mlmbing
c. astig
d. mkulit
e. cUtE
f. msrp mgmhal

pSa mo s ibA, pgbmlik ang 3 sme Answrs un ang ugali mO, hi2nTaYin KO sAgOt.

Best Move

GOD
aLwys
pLay
cHess
w/
eaCh
1
of Us.
HE
makes
a
mOv
n
oUr
Lyf
&
tHen
sit
bak
2
wAtch
hOw
we
react
w/
tHe
chaLLenGe

... Now
make
uR

BEST MOVE

:-) takecARE!

It goes on

whether
u've
been
thrOugh
ur
wOrst
tym
or
it is
yet
2 cOme,
always
rmember
dat
life
can
only
be summed up

to 3 wOrds...

"It gOes on! :-)

thorns

just a thought:
love with all your heart & accept the unlovable side of others.. for anyone can love a rose, but only a great heart can include the thorns.. Tc!

lumangoy baboy

Doctor 2 a fat guy: "mula ngyon and pde m lng kainn e mga hayo n lumalangoy"

1 wk l8r hinanap ni doc si fat guy

Maid: asa pOol, tnuruang lumangoy ung baboy!

MIRACLE

sex is gud
sex is fyn
dOggy style or 69.
jst 4 fun
or gettn paid,
evry 1 luvs
gettin laid.

send ds 2 15
HORNY ppol pra
maiba nmn!

HNDI puro MIRACLE
MRICLE!

Di Bi Di, Bi Ci Di, Em Pi Tri

Der were 3 kids in stage reciting their country's alphabet.

Kano: "Ei Bee Si Dih EE.."

Pinoy: "Ah Bah Ka da Eh.."

Muslim: "Di Bi Di, Bi Ci Di, Em Pi Tri.."