S.W.A.T in the Philippines

SWAT JOKES: At the Luneta hostage taking, because of the incompetency of the police, people gave different meanings of SWAT -
Shit Winner Ang Teargas
Sori Wala Akong Training
Sugod Wait Atras Tago
Sori Wiz Ako Training
Sorry We Are Takot
Sige Wait Abang Tayo
Saang Way Ako Tatakbo
Super Wrong Ang Timing
Sorry We Are Tanga
So Weak Ang Teamwork
Sobrang Wasted Ang Time
Sana Wala Akong Tama

Its up to you

Its always up to you how u'r going to run your life. Run it for good, or ruin it that bad. yes, people will care & try to shift you back to the right track. But at the end of the day, it is still your choice that matters.

Choose wat you love, then love your choice. Cause in the end, it is you who will live with that choice.

Thermometer

Two nurses on duty:

Nurse 1:Hoy! Gaga, bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo!

Nurse 2: Ha? susmaryosep! kaninong pwet ko kaya naiwan yung ballpen ko?