Bamboo

In facing life's ups & downs, let's always cling to our God & dwell on His promises. Let's b like the finest bamboo-bending bt not breaking.. Gud PM.

God

God
mkes us
brave,
wEn

wEr afraid,

mkes us
Strong,
wEn

wEr weak,

bUt
most of ALl,

He teAches Us

2hold oN
2 him

weN things
kEep On
fAlin. >"'<

Donate

Terrorists hav kidnapped our president & demanded a ransom of 10million pesos or else they will burn her with kerosene. Pls donate. I have donated 50liters. Pass on.

SUCESSFUL

Jingoy: Dad, pano po b ang spelling ng SUCCESSFUL?

Single 'S' ba or double 'S'?

ERAP: Tatluhin mo na para sigurado

Friendship

Friendship has 1 law...

Never make ur friend feel alone till u r there..!

So, disturb ur friends as much as u can, like what I'm doing now.. he..he..

Gud pm..

hope

i gues ders jz a point n my lyf wer i jz hv 2 accpt dt nt evrythn i wishd or hopd 4 wiL cum true. A tym wn i jz hv 2 gadr up d courge 2 let god jz ntrust evrythn 2 GOD. knwin he wont aLow me 2b n pain 4d sake of hurtn bt 4d sake of learnin. 1day i wiL truly undrstnd dt He knws me more dn i knw mysLf, dt evn wn i fit aLone & msunderstood, & evn smtyms unluvd & used, ders stil 1 prson hu knws oL my flaws yet luvs me uncndtnaly lyk no human can.. Gudmrng!

Enjoy

Remember: "Life will only come once. So make the most out of it." God didn't give us all things to enjoy life, but life to enjoy all things." gudnyt!

daga

May isang daga na umakyat sa tenga ng isang elepante. May ibinulong ang daga.. Nhimatay ang elepante..

Anong ibinulong ng daga?

"buntis ako ikw ang ama!"

CRIMINALS

Arab Interviewer: WHy in Allah's name did you release those Pinoy CRIMINALS to GMA?

Saudi King: I just wanted them to be with their LEADER.

smell

Essence of smell in life:
LOTION 4 babies
COLOGNE 4d 20's
PERFUME 4d 30's
EFFICACENT OIL 4d 40's & 50's
BAWANG at LUYA 4d 70's
Ovr dat age.
FORMALIN na! :-)

beach

Host: saan "b" (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?

contestant: banyo?

Host: hindi, pagpumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka.

Contestant: bubong?

Host: hindi, marami kang makikita doon mga babaeng nka bikini.

Contestant: beerhouse!

pato

Pano mu malaman kung may tanga sa sabungan? kapag may nagdala ng pato. Kung may mastnga? Kapag may pumusta sa pato. Kung may sindikato? Kapag nanalo ang pato.

ATE GLUE

WORLD TRADE NEWS: Isang pnibagong produkto na gaw ng PINOY! SUPER PANDIKIT, super dikit, super kapit, d mo maalis, d mo mtatanggal....

"ATE GLUE"

ANEST

Bobo : pare hulaan mo ugali ko, ngccmula s leter A

Pare : aprochable?

Bobo : mali

Pare : amiable?

Bobo: mali pRin!

Pare: o cge siret na!

Bobo: ANEST!

=)

ilong

Loi : kung matalino ka talaga, eh bakit 2 ang butas ng ilong natin?
Erap : Yun lang, hindi mo pa alam, Siyempre, para makahinga habang kinukulangot natin ang isa!

Mole of ASIA

Lani Misalucha
ASIA's
NIGHTINGALE

Regine Velasquez
ASIA's
SONG BIRD

Christian Bautista
HEARTROB
OF ASIA

Gloria
Macapagal
Arroyo

"MOLE OF ASIA"

060606

On June 6, 2006, 6 min & 6 sec after 6 am. the time and date will be 06:06:06, 06/06/06! ds happens only once in 100,000 years!