Ginamit

GIRL: Ginamit mo lng ako!!! Bakit HINDI mo sinabi na may aswa ka na?!!
MAN : Excuse me! Aba, you said you were looking for a husband. Well, I'm a husband!!!

Translated Song

Translated
Song Titles:

Hey JuDe-
Hoy Hudas

PoWeR of Luv-
Buntis;

3 TyMs a Lady-
Super BakLa;

More dan a Woman-
Tomboy;

Cant b w/ u 2nyt-
Andi2 Asawa ko

tnx

i nvr
had

d
chnce

2
say

thank u..

4
all
d
thngs
uv
done
4
me!
tnx
4 gvng
me
d best
FRIENDSHIP
i
cud evr
ask 4

& 1 lst
thng

tnx 4 cOmng n2
my lyf..

ceasefire!

ERAP: sumuko n
kayo!

MILF: ndi kme susuko pg ndi mo
naispell ang
"ceasefire!"

ERAP: tangina nyo!
2loy ang giyera! c;

kisSing is hEaLthY

5 bneFits
of
kisSing..

Changes
taste..
Burns
cAlOries..

LipS nvr gO
dry..
Relivs
stresS,,
mkes faCe
muscles strOng..

so,,
keEp kisSing..
iT's hEaLthY! :-)

bst thing

ang LUV?
nkkdepRes
nKKLoka
nKKaiyak
nKKaSar
nKKbLiw
nKKmtay
nKKcra
at kng
ano
aNo
pa...
hmMmpp!...
pRo
amNin
mo...
it ws d
bst thng
da* some text
missing *

Banaue

Guro: Anong meron s Pangasinan?
Jinggoy: 100 islands.
Guro: S Albay
Bong:Bulkan Mayon!
Guro: Eh s Banaue
Lito Lapid: Uhmm.. Kwan ma'am.. CAR ACCESORIES!

wOrk 4 GOD

"Your wOrk 4 GOD
wil always
cOunt, wethr big or
small; for He marks
well ur faithfulness
wen u have given
all." God Bless.
Trust God. Tc,
gudam . :-)

tEaRs

did u kNow dAt
tEaRs caN
sUmtyMs b mOre
speCiaL dAn smyLs!
4 smyLs caN b
giveN 2 any1 but
tEaRs r oNLi shEd 4
d pipOL wE doNt
waNt 2 LoOse!

Good Morning

G-od
O-ffers us His
O-ustanding
D-evotion to
M-ake us
O-bedient &
R-eady for a
N-ew life w/ Him
I-nspire others
N-ow to love
G-od above all...

HaV a BLESD DaY .. :-)

Asintado

Hsbnd: Atty, hhwalayan ko n tlaga si mrs. Binato n nman ako ng plato kgbi!
Atty: 20 yrs n kayo a, d ka pa nsanay.
Hsbnd: Ayoko n tlaga.
Asintado n kc sya ngyon!

il be thre

i may
not b
presnt w/u
evryday,

bt 1 thing
i prmse u..

iL b thre on ur
wedding day..

im
goin
2 sit
bsyd u
whiLe
sayin
the
words,



yes, kainan
na!!hehehe :-)

xtra pillow

Where do u usualy place ur xtra pillow during sleep? - Above ur Chest - In between Legs - Under ur Feet - Over ur Face Ur answer wil tel u kung SINO KA pg nag mahal.

a DIAMOND

dnt
tke
4
granted
evry prs0n
clos
2ur hart
coz
u myt
wke up
sumday
&
realize
dat u lost
a DIAMOND.

C2 Green Tea

Bware of drnking C2 GREEN TEA. Its not d tea dat affects u but d chemical releasd from d bottle. The plastic calld polyethylene terephthalate or PET bttles cntain potntially carcinogenic elements (cancer-causing chem'l agnts) Chek bo2m of bottle, dr s a triangle sign w/ a nmbr 1.. any no. undr 5 wil rlease d chem'l ESPECIALLY OF C2 snce tea leaves r brewd & FILLD N2 PLASTC BTTLES WHYL HOT. No wondr d bttles r so thick. pls advice family & frnds esp CHLDREN. :-)

CENTIPEDE

NANAY CENTIPEDE: Anak Kanina pa kita inutusan bumili ng suka, aba parang di mo narinig ha? Hoy ano ba?!!

ANAK NA CENTIPEDE: Sandali lang nay, nakita nyo ng nagchi-chinelas pa eh nagmamadali kayo...