Older Man Machine

UBE Joke: An older man not in best physical condition asked the trainer in the gym.

I want to impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use ? The trainer replied ..

Use d ATM machine outside d gym!

To love

"To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little...

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot even if you don't understand her at all... "

Loving you

We tend to disregard the people who have always been der for us & loved us, thinking that they will understand.

But sometimes, just like any other human being, they get tired & the sad part is, we only realize theyre worth when they are gone.

So appreciate them while dey'r still there.

Make them feel that loving you, is the greatest decision they ever made.