Exercise TIP

Always start
your DAY
w/ this
EXERCISE TIP:

STRETCH
your Patience

RUN miles
of Faith

Flex
your LOVE
for Others

KICK
those worries
away

SMILE
your HEART out!

JUMP
to GOOD DECISIONS
&

BEND
into RIGHT
CONCLUSIONS.

HAVE A WELL-FIT
DAY!

Good Morning!

Beware

Beware of NISSAN SENTRA plate #UHb 812. occupants will try to stop u with siren. PLS Do not stop coz dis is a new modus operandi for kidnapping. Pls pass.

F

BOBO: tsong, hulaan mo name ko nagcsimula sa F!
PEDRO: Felix?
BOBO: Mali!
PEDRO: Francis!
BOBO: mali pdin!
PEDRO: O cge, sirit na!

BOBO:EFREN! :P

Love is like

Love
iz
lyK
d raiN.
it
gEntly
pOuRz.
bUt sUmtYmz
itZ
rAgiNg
fAzt.
y iZ
d rAiN
sO
sPeCial?

coz
Lyk
LoVe..

u cAn
fEel it..

.. bUt u
cAnt stOp it.. :{

Look for love

We dnt look for love because it sucks 2 b alone watching movies, because its sad to eat meals alone, or because its nice to cuddle up w/ someone on rainy days; we look love because we want to be accepted; for the sloppy way we dress, for the clumsy way we eat our meals, for bad days and for the plainness of ourselves. love is an act of acceptance, that for all our imperfections, we are accepted and cared. Have a nice day

all things in life

all things in lyf are temporary.. if dey are goin well, enjoy.. dey won't last 4ever.. if dey go wrong. don't worry.. dey won't last either."

Asleep

A worker was found by hs boss asleep. Nsteed of wakng hm, he placed a note on his syd. It read, 'AS LONG AS UR ASLEEP UR ASLEEP, u hav a job. Bt as soon as u wake up, ur fired!

Interesting things

interesting things 2 know:

1. A jellyfish is 95% water
2. Owls r d only birds hu can see d color blue
3. A cockroach cn liv 9 days w/o its head
4. Camels hav 3 eyelids
5. Pigs r d only animals othr dan humans dt cn get sunburn.
6. Rats cnt vomit - dts y rat poison works
7. lobster hav blue blood
8. Moths hav white blood
9. Dolphins sleep with 1 eye open.
10. A mosquito has 47 teeth
11. Snails cn sleep for 21 years.

Ordination

Twelve priests to be ordaind lined up w/ a tiny bell attachd to der penis. A sexy nude girl danced before each of dem. If d bell rings, no ordination. After d first 11, no bell rang. At d last priest, his bell rang vry loud & flew off to d ground. When he bent over to pick it up, ALL THE OTHER BELLS RANG!

Coffee

Wt mks coffee swt?

Sugar?

Wrong.

8s d stiring U do aftr U ad sugar.

In lyf, its wt U do w/wt U hav dat makes ur lyf worth livin.. Gud am.. :-)

Pirated DVDs

PLS Patronize pirated Filipino DVDs so the movie industry wil die & we wil no longer have actors, actresses, nor their spouses running 4 public office. PLS PASS

I hate war

IN CLAA..

Teacher: Who among u r opposed to war & why?

Boy: I hate war, bcoz wars make history & then some poor innocent kid has to memorize all about it!

No Parking

Typical Phil scenario:

Pulis: bakit ka pumarada ryan? Hindi mo ba nakita iyong "NO PARKING" sign dyan?

Man: nakita ko po! Kayo po ang hindi ko nakita

Eraption

JV: dad, bibili ako ng bang peper.


Erap: Anak, wag kang bobo ha? Hindi "bang peper" ang tawag dun.

JV: Ano po ba?

Erap: "Kokong Ban"... ;>

practical simplicity

I like the practical simplicity of this statement :

if people talk negatively about you,

live in such a way that no one will believe them..