Mantra

Laxmi Deviyeni Namo. Send ths mantra to 12 people, ur financial status will improve within 12 hrs. 100% guarantee, dont avoid please - much 2 gain, nothing 2 lose..

Questions to answer

Question2 answer:

Why does round pizza com in squarebox?

If cornoil is made from corn, veg oil is made from veg, wat is baby oil made frm?

If u drnk pepsi at work in coke factory, will dey fyr u?

Y does goofy stnd erect wyl pluto remain on 4. Deyr both dogs.

Can blind peple c deyr dreams?

Do the alfabet song & twinkle litel star hav d same tune?

Y did u jst try singing d two songs above?

Penis

Penis: when i was young, i was so cute. They love to bathe and power me. But now they stroke me hard, eat me, put of in a dark slippery and hairy hole till i vomit! Theyre very bad! :-)

Patience

Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting. Gud Pm!

Jesus I love you

Say this slowly. Jesus Christ, I love you & I need you, clean my heart with your blood.. send this to 10 special people & u c miracle tonight do it, pls

Little Keys

Little Keys
can
open
big
locks;
comple words
cn
express
great
thoughts;
a
sincere prayer
everyday
brings
Gods
immeasurable blessings
&
Graces.
God Bless..

The Person

D prson
u see n d
miror erli
n d morning
s exactly
d prson hu
God sees
and loves.
No jewelry,
w/ hair nt fixed,
No Status,
No title

Just u & ur
gud hart!

Chocolate

Your age by Chocl8 Math

do u know dat chcl8s can tle wat ur age is? Jst do a simple math..

how many tyms wud u lyk 2 eat chocl8s in a wk? (1-9);

Multply ur # by 2;

plus 5;

Multply it by 50;

add 1756 (if u alrdy had ur bday dis yr) or 1755 (if u havnt yet);

then, subtract ur birthyear;

now, ul have a 3 digit no.

D 1st is ur original no.

And d last 2 nos. is ur AGE.. :-)

GIVE WAY

LifE is
full of
traffic
sigNs

1wAy

2wAy

do nOt eNter

nO U-tuRn

nO Left tuRn

but the
best
so far
is 2

GIVE WAY

& KEEP RIGHT!
Gud aftrnun..