Arguments

6 words women use:

1. FINE - this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

2. 5 MINUTES - if she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.

3. NOTHING - this is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in Fine.

4. GO AHEAD - this is a dare, not a permission. Don't do it!

5. LOUD SIGH - this means she thinks you're an idiot, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about noting.

6. THAT'S OKAY - this means that she wantsto think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistakes.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh. Because they know it's true.