S.W.A.T in the Philippines

SWAT JOKES: At the Luneta hostage taking, because of the incompetency of the police, people gave different meanings of SWAT -
Shit Winner Ang Teargas
Sori Wala Akong Training
Sugod Wait Atras Tago
Sori Wiz Ako Training
Sorry We Are Takot
Sige Wait Abang Tayo
Saang Way Ako Tatakbo
Super Wrong Ang Timing
Sorry We Are Tanga
So Weak Ang Teamwork
Sobrang Wasted Ang Time
Sana Wala Akong Tama